So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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