haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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