We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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