You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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