speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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