weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Please, let me fuck your mom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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