All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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