Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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