He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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