talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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