Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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