So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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