Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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