my vag is so smooth its legendary
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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