Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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