Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
