Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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