his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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