There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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