Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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