The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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