Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
