I hate your face
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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