the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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