I seem to have left my pride at pride
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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