Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
