I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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