Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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