Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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