What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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