there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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