I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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