Heybabeimwearingurpanties
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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