The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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