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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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