if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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