I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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