Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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