That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
