This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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