just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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