I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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