i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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