Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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