So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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