i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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