So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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