turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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