she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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