Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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