somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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