Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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