My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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