So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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