3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
